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[wilder]

"You've reached the Great Zelos Wilder! Leave a message and I'll maybe get back to you."

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[wilder]

Wow, that's...

[he was going to say PARANOID; but he pauses]

Actually, no that's a good point. He has had an imposter before.

[showmeyourwreath]

Wow, really?

[Of course she wanted to be careful in the first place, but it's still surprising to hear.]

People can transform themselves where you come from?

[wilder]

Normally, no. I'm still trying to figure out how he did it.

[Since damn Tenebrae wasn't forthcoming with the information about the core! >B( ]

But it wasn't a perfect disguise, anyway. I was able to figure it out pretty quick.

[showmeyourwreath]

Oh. Hmm. That is strange, then.

But I'm glad you did. That sort of thing can get really messy.

[wilder]

Yeah, tell me about it. [Like talk about two massacres level of messy. But he's not about to share that part- he wasn't the one framed for it]

But don't worry, that guy smells all wrong, so if he shows up here posing as Lloyd- I'd know right away!

[showmeyourwreath]

...That is some nose you have there. What's he smell like?

[And Zelos how do you know so intimately what Lloyd smells like to draw a comparison?

hmmmmMMMMMMMmmmMMMMMM!!

Hm.]

[wilder]

[WOW SHUT IT WITH YOUR HM'S!!!]

The imposter? Like he doused himself in a really crappy cologne. Hurts just thinking about it.

[showmeyourwreath]

Oh, that's gross. I guess he didn't subscribe to the wrists and neck philosophy.

[Maybe a slight misting too, but that's it.

Well, she'd admit that someone would notice a difference, but what if...

...

Hm.]

I'm glad you pegged him, but what if it'd turned out that it had been Lloyd and he just had...unique tastes in fragrances?

[wilder]

Nope. More like he subscribed to the take a bath of it philosophy.

[And Zelos shakes his head at that immediately]

No. I'm willing to bet Lloyd can't even spell cologne, much less want anything to do with that.

[And even more to the point] Besides, Lloyd wouldn't kidnap my sister.

[showmeyourwreath]

Yuck. I'm not really big on synthetic fragrances but even I know less is more.

[But whoa, whoa, whoa hold the phone!]

Your sister was kidnapped? Did she make it out okay?

[wilder]

Yeah, she was.

[He gets a very unhappy expression thinking about it. He really regrets not getting to kill Alice and Decus.]

We got her out. She was recovering back home when I got brought here.

[showmeyourwreath]

I'm sorry that happened, but I'm glad she got out okay.

[She can't help but feel for him. It's one more thing that needs his attention that he's been pulled away from.

It's that fact that actually reminds her what she wanted to talk to him about in the first place.]

So, I was wondering if you might help me with something tomorrow, if you weren't going to be busy with other things.

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[wilder]

Yeah, me too.

[He shakes his head to shake himself out of it a little. It just pissed him off, and there's nothing he can do about it]

Oh? I'm not busy with anything-

[wilder]

[And then in a cheerful way]

Wait, is this your way to finally ask me out on a date~? ♥

[He knows it's not BUT STILL GONNA TRY]

[showmeyourwreath]

I would hope not considering where we'd be going, I'd like to think I have better taste than that.

[She grins, slightly.]

But, I can buy you dinner afterwards. Or next week. Or both. There's some place else I want to go, but more on that, later.

[wilder]

Yeah?

[He grins]

Well, consider me interested, my dear! Where are we going?

[showmeyourwreath]

The Drabkeeper's Castle. I think I have a way to investigate what happened, but I'd like more eyes on it.

[wilder]

The Drabkeeper's- You do? Really?

[Oh yeah. He's definitely interested]

Yeah I wanna know- but wait. Doesn't it take a month to get there, even with the fairy rings? [Slight concern crosses his face, because man, he's not sure he could get Lloyd to agree to come with him for a month- but he's not sure staying apart for that long would be a good idea either]

[showmeyourwreath]

Yeah, I can have a retrocognitive power, and it's especially tailored to finding people or things, so I'm hoping to maybe find the Drabkeeper, or whoever's responsible, or both. Something.

[Oh right, people actually ride and stuff here, don't they. suckers] It's all right, travel won't be a problem. I can teleport, so we can be there and back, easily, and having a look shouldn't take very long at all.

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[wilder]

Really? That's great! Maybe we can figure out what happened and-

[wilder]

-- Wait a sec.

[wilder]

Are you saying I've spent the past two months trying to figure out ways to travel to places - when you've been able to teleport all along?!

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[showmeyourwreath]

Uhm. Maybe? [Whoops.]

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[showmeyourwreath]

I mean you never asked, and I don't know all your comings and goings anyway. That's sort of important if you want to hitch rides.

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[showmeyourwreath]

Besides, it's good to get the lay of the land! And who doesn't like being nature?