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[wilder]

Wow, that's a shocker.

[So annoyed!!]

It's stuff for sex, Lloyd.

[idealistic]

...

[ ... ]

What?

[wilder]

Yeah. Like this?

[Picks up a condom package]

You wear these to protect against pregnancy and diseases. We'd hand them out for free at the clinic in Exsilium.

[idealistic]

[ please give him a moment as he processes it. okay, so everything in this basket is meant for sex... those weird sausage-wrap things are supposed to be used to protect against pregnancy...

oh god. he turns red the moment it processes and he holds it out at arms' length, keeping it as fAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE ]

WHY DO I EVEN HAVE THIS?!

[wilder]

[...Oh okay, that reaction is so hilarious that it makes Kaneis momentarily forget his annoyance.]

Maybe Atroma has high hopes!

[idealistic]

High hopes for what?!

[ HE DOESN'T WANT THESE HIGH HOPES ]

[wilder]

...I'm sure I don't have to explain that much to you.

[idealistic]

[ UHHHHHHHH. he feels tingly all over, and most certainly not in a good way.

he steps forward after a bit, holding the basket out to Kaneis. ]

Here. You can have it. [ just ignore the "Lloyd" weaved into the basket in cursive. ]

[wilder]

Whaaat?

But it says "Lloyd" on it!

[idealistic]

I don't care, take it.

[wilder]

Alright, alright-

[He reaches to grab it, but stops before his hand reaches the basket]

But are you sure you don't want to keep at least a couple? You know- just in case?

[idealistic]

I'm pretty sure I won't be needing any of this, so yeah-- I'm sure.

[ jUST TAKE THE DAMN BASKET ]

[wilder]

[TAKES THE DAMN BASKET]

Really? Now that's just sad.

[idealistic]

[ flings the unwrapped condom at his face yOU FORGOT ONE ]

[wilder]

[hits him in the face. He gives a D8 look at Lloyd]

Hey! Now that's just unsanitary!

[idealistic]

It's not like I used it! [ HMPH ]

Besides, that thing felt slimy. [ it was gross ]

[wilder]

Still gross!

Well yeah, it's supposed to.