[ please give him a moment as he processes it. okay, so everything in this basket is meant for sex... those weird sausage-wrap things are supposed to be used to protect against pregnancy...
oh god. he turns red the moment it processes and he holds it out at arms' length, keeping it as fAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE ]
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oh god. he turns red the moment it processes and he holds it out at arms' length, keeping it as fAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE ]
WHY DO I EVEN HAVE THIS?!