warforged Acquired Titles

[wilder]

Name

Zelos Wilder

Title

Mercenary (?)

Mercenary (?)
Nice Job Breaking It
Chosen
Designated Healer
Redheaded Nuisance
Actual Tropical Bird
Badly Battered Babysitter
Bambi Butcher
Dead Guy
Fasting Champion

Mercenary

A man who claims to side with the strongest.
Or whoever happens to kidnap him for their cause.

Nice Job Breaking It

Some people might say it's not your fault your life's a wreck.
But really, it probably is.

Chosen

A title of importance in his former life.
Using it too often may lower your reputation.

Designated Healer

Seriously guys, would it kill you to let me be DPS just this once?
Oh, it would? Well damn.

Redheaded Nuisance

A completely unfair title
It's not his hair's fault he's a pain in the ass.

Actual Tropical Bird

He's so brightly colored like a tropical bird.
You should probably never send him on a stealth mission.

Badly Battered Babysitter

Turned into sheep, kills stolen, forced to eat bad cooking.
It's a wonder why he doesn't want any kids of his own.

Bambi Butcher

A title given by false accusation.
But let's face it he probably would butcher Bambi anyway.

Dead Guy

Brought back to life, but not at all rotting.
I'd recommend his resurrectors if they weren't dead themselves.

Fasting Champion

A title given to a person who goes months without eating.
Which is very few because most die. This might be worrying.

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